random junk mail

Dear Friend,


With due respect to your person and much sincerity of purpose I make this contact with you as I believe that you can be of great assistance to me, my name is Mr.Mohammed Hassan, from Ouagadougou Republic of BURKINA FASO, West Africa. Presently i work in the Bank as telex manager. I have been searching for your contact since you left our country some years ago .
I do not know whether this is your correct email address or not because I only used your name initials to search for your contact in the inter ............................................................................do let me know whether you can be of assistance regarding my proposal below because it is top secret. I am about to retire from active Bank service to start a new life but I am sceptical to reveal this particular secret to a stranger.
You must assure me that everything will be handled confidentially because we are not going to suffer again in life. It has been 10 years now that most of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers. Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa were gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to devel.....................
......................................The money will be shared 60% for me and 40% for you .There is no one coming to ask you about the funds because I secured everything. I only want you to assist me by providing a bank account where the funds can be transferred.

Best Regard’s

Mr. Mohammed Hassan

Must have slipped my mind, 'the time I lived in West Africa'

How clumsy of me!